Regina, stop!No! Do you know what everyone says about you?They say that you're a home-schooled jungle freakwho's a less-hot version of me.Yeah. So don't try to act so innocent.You can take that fake apology and shove it right up your hairy...And that's how Regina George died.No, I'm totally kidding, but she did get hurt.Some girls say they saw her head go all the way around,but that's just a rumor.Some people swear they saw me push her in front of the bus.That was an even worse rumor.- Everybody done? - No. Mom, I didn't do it.I don't know what to believe anymore.Mom, believe me. I'm your daughter.Why are my tribal vases under the sink?My tribal vases. Why were they under the sink?I don't know.This is the fertility vase of the Ndebele tribe.- Does that mean anything to you? - No.Who are you?Great. All my friends hate me, and now my mom hates me.Your mom does not hate you.She's afraid of you.I don't know, maybe we mainstream-schooled you too soon.Maybe you should come back and be home-schooled again for a while.No. Only thing worse than going back will be not going back.How bad's it gonna be tomorrow?
