I'm starting to think that 30 is the cutoff.Because it's the last time men want to date women their age.A 30-year-old guy will date a 30-year-old girl.But a 3 5-year-old guy wants someone 30.A 40-year-old guy wants someone 30, too, or 28.It's a terrible planet.I know. You know what I was wondering?What are the real reasons behind Emma and Fletcher having to tie the knot?Why can't they change their date? Think about it.She's pregnant! Emma's pregnant!Oh, no.Oh, no!Liv?Are you all right? What the hell is goin' on?Look, let me inI gained five pounds. Five pounds. It might as well be 50!The dress doesn't fit! And if the dress doesn't fit...my wedding's gonna be a big black hole in the history of the Plaza!Well, "A" it's our wedding, hon.And "B"... so what? Let it out.You don't alter Vera Wang to fit you.You alter yourself to fit Vera.What do boys learn in school? Sorry.It's not the end of the world.Really. What-What-What can I do to make you feel better?It's what you can stop doing. This is all your fault.It's sweet of you to send me those treats, but I...What treats?You know, the treats. The Truffle-opolis.
