There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused.) Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.Sounds like a date to me.Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.Instead of...?That's right.Never had that dream.No.All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.And they weren't looking at you before?!Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!(mortified) Hi.This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Are you okay, sweetie?
没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！少来了，你和那个人一起出去！和你交往的男人一定有问题！打住，Joey，嘴下留德。他驼背？既驼背又带假发？慢着，他吃粉笔吗？我只是不想她重蹈我和Carl的覆辙。各位别急，这不算约会。我们不过是出去吃晚餐，而且没做爱。听起来好像是说我的约会。记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突然发现自己全身赤裸。我做过那样的梦。我低头一看，看见有一支电话……在那儿。而不是……？没错。我没做过那样的梦没有。那支电话突然响起，而我不知道怎么办，每个人都开始望着我。他们以前不看你吗？！终于，我认为我应该接，结果是我妈打来，我感到很奇怪，因为我妈不曾打过电话给我！嗨。这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。你还好吧？
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