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双语笑话:我刚咬破自己的舌头

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I've Just Bitten My Tongue

  "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.


  "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"


  "Because I've just bitten my tongue! "

我刚咬破自己的舌头


  “我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。


  “是的,宝贝”,她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”


  “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”



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