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听笑话学英语:Shave head 刮头
听笑话学英语:Shave head 刮头Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. "Eight dollars," I answered. "And for a shave?" "Five dollars." "All ... -
听笑话学英语:How could anyone stoop so
听笑话学英语:How could anyone stoop so low?Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his heigh -
听笑话学英语:I'm sure it is fresh&
听笑话学英语:I'm sure it is fresh 我保证它很新鲜A new restaurant opened in our town, so my husband, Walter, and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order, Walter asked if the coffee was fr -
听笑话学英语:An absent-minded professor 健忘教
听笑话学英语:An absent-minded professor 健忘教授No doubt about it, my fellow monk, Father Martin, was a bit of an absent-minded professor. He often filled in for sick priests at other parishes, and o -
听笑话学英语:lifetime warranty 终身保修
听笑话学英语:lifetime warranty 终身保修After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted. -
听笑话学英语:When a Tiger comes老虎来了
听笑话学英语:When a Tiger comes老虎来了 Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" -
听笑话学英语:Six or Twelve?六还是十二?
听笑话学英语:Six or Twelve?六还是十二?A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she‘d like to have it cut into: six or twe -
听笑话学英语:Blind Date相亲
听笑话学英语:Blind Date相亲After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he -
听笑话学英语:Pink Suit Sale 粉红西装卖出去了
听笑话学英语:Pink Suit Sale 粉红西装卖出去了When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had som -
听笑话学英语:No Problem 没问题
听笑话学英语:No Problem 没问题A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn'... -
听笑话学英语:我把他吊起来让他晾干
听笑话学英语: I hung him up to dry 我把他吊起来让他晾干Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into th -
听笑话学英语:Five Hundred Times 五百遍
听笑话学英语:Five Hundred Times 五百遍In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She exp -
听笑话学英语:Your horse called 马打电话
听笑话学英语:Your horse called 马打电话A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, -
听笑话学英语:好消息&坏消息!
听笑话学英语:好消息&坏消息!An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The... -
听笑话学英语:It worked 真的有效
听笑话学英语:It worked 真的有效Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about
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