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A friend paid my mother a visit. Later, I spoke with Mom.

一位朋友拜访了我母亲。后来,我和母亲聊天。

"I was very nervous," she said. "Why?" I asked.

她说:“我当时很紧张。”我问为什么。

"Because he's a captain in the Air Force."

“因为他是一名空军上尉。”

"Mother, as you know, I, too, am a captain in the Air Force." "Yes," she said.

“妈妈,你知道,我也是空军上尉。”“我知道,”她说。

"And you also make me nervous when you visit."

“你来的时候也让我很紧张。”

In San Diego to work with military linguists, my colleague and I checked into a hotel and ordered a 5 a.m. wake-up call.

在圣地亚哥与军事语言学家一起工作时,我和同事住进了一家酒店,并预订了早上5点的叫醒服务。

The next morning, the phone didn't ring until 5:30.

第二天早上,电话直到五点半才响。

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"You were supposed to call us at 5 a.m.!"

“你应该在早上5点给我们打电话!”

I admonished the desk clerk on the other end of the line.

我警告了电话另一端的接待员。

"What if I had to close a million-dollar contract this morning?

“如果今天早上我必须签下一份百万美元的合同呢?”

Your oversight would have cost me the deal!"

你的疏忽会使我失去这笔交易!”

"Sir," he said calmly, "if you had to close that type of deal, I doubt you'd be staying in this type of hotel."

“先生,”他平静地说,“如果你要完成那种交易,你不会住在这种类型的酒店里。”

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contract ['kɔntrækt,kən'trækt]

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n. 合同,契约,婚约,合约
v. 订合同,缩

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military ['militəri]

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adj. 军事的
n. 军队

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spoke [spəuk]

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v. 说,说话,演说

 
colleague ['kɔli:g]

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n. 同事

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